You're not golden and I'm getting tired. Act like you own the place when really you've only just arrived.
~
P.S. Mimi seriously stop talking about thanking me for running you through instances becuz no 1 cares ok? seriously.
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Achi Friend Powers Activate.
Heather Double D
Ability: Absolute Glue - Heather Double D has the ability to instantly transform any part of her body into super glue.
Attacks:
UPDATE - Patch 3.2 Change - Heathers old ability "Glue Glomp" has been replaced with "I FUCKING HATE MAGES" - Anytime heather encounters a mage in a battleground her rage, energy, and hate levels increase by 100% giving her a boost in all of her stats. If she dies while this is in effect she will resurrection 3x faster so that she may get revenge on the mage while they are still at low HP from fighting her before.
Mega Cooking - Heather quickly makes a tasty dish for her party recovering x amount of HP and Mana.
Viking Rush - Heather instantly equips her viking helmet and turns up her epic viking music as she sings dont cry for your account stacey korean slut and charges into her enemy.
UPDATE - Patch 3.2 - Changed Heathers Ultimate from "Sticky Cyclone" to "Stamp It Up!" Heathers new ultimate now calls upon the great scrapbooking skills her mom taught her from when she was a little girl. She quickly summons a flurry of scrapbooking materials and stamps to assault her enemy instantly destroying them.
Agent S
Ability - Japanese Military Control - Agent S has worked her way up in the ranks of the Japanese Military and has complete control over all of their military and missile launch systems. Being in the military for so long she is very experienced at speaking japanese, kimoto making, and sushi eating.
Attacks:
I Kick You Out - Whenever she gets annoyed with her daughter she focuses her energy to kick her out. 1.5 second cast, 11% base mana, 30 day cooldown.
Japanese Assault - Agent S instantly starts speaking rapidly in Japanese using words like "Baka" and "Urusai." This ability isn't very effective against enemies who are deaf.
Sepuku - Agent S instantly commits Sepuku.
Ultimate - Nuclear Launch Detected - Agent S quickly calls the japanese military and orders them to drop a nuclear missile on her target.
Micheru Chu
Abilities - Absolute Hearing - Micheru Chu can detect any type of music or song just by hearing it. She will instantly know the artist, how many remixes there are, and who it was produced by.
Attacks:
Wild Screech - Requires El Davido to be present - Micheru Chu instantly starts letting out wild screeches of death which stun all nearby enemies for several seconds.
Musical Summoning - Micheru Chu quickly summons Little Boots, Lady Gaga, and Britney Spears to sing for her group increasing all of their stats by 20% for until the music ends.
Repeat - Micheru Chu can put her music on repeat doubling the lasting time of Musical Summoning
Ultimate - Twin Head Dragon Mode - Micheru Chu quickly transforms into Dota - Twin Head Dragon Mode which gives her several fire breath abilities. Movement speed is reduced by 50% and damage taken increased by 50%. Lasts until enemies destroy our base.
Sailor Phil Desu
Abilities - Phils obsession with Utada has given him the ability to detect any Utada frequencies from miles away. Due to Phil having suffered a drastic move from Texas to Louisiana at a young age he has changed becoming skilled in the arts of voodoo and alligator manipulation.
Attacks:
Summon Voodoo Nanny - Phil summons his voodoo nanny to fight his enemies. Voodoo Nanny has a number of curses and spells she can cast and is a very powerful enemy.
Creepy Tracking - Due to Phils insane boredom and love of finding out things about people he can instantly track down anyone, anywhere, and anytime. You cannot escape.
MMORPG Database - Phil can instantly display information on anything regarding several MMORPGs increasing his groups intellect by 20% for 30 seconds until they stop caring and forget about the information Phil is displaying.
Ultimate - Utada Stream - Phil instantly streams Utada for several hours driving all enemies within a 50 yard radius insane over time. Once insane you are under complete control of Phil. Even after dying if you receive an in-combat res you will still be under Phils control.
Cliffustar
Abilities - Cliffustar is a very powerful combatant especially when it comes to online games. Cliffustar shares a celestial twin star also known as Marcelle, cliffustar can instantly switch places with her at will and has the ability to manipulate his voice and appearance to look exactly like Marcelle.
Sisterly Summoning - Cliffustar instantly summons Marcelle to diss his enemies. She uses phrases like "You're Disgusting." "Ew." and "Is He Fat?" Sisterly Summoning reduces the targets self esteem and intellect by 15% for several years until the target is accepted into society.
Buff Shamans - Cliffustar instantly buffs shamans increasing the range on his chain heal by an additional 5 yards and reducing the amount of healing lost per jump by 10%.
Niggerdick - This ability is unknown. Legend says it instantly kills the enemy if he/she is black.
Ultimate -
Absolute Bath Tub Cleaning - Cliffustar has the ability to instantly clean any bathtub by removing all of his clothes and instantly creating soap bubbles all over his body. He then spins in a whirl like motion all over the bath tub making it completely clean. Clean bath tubs can be used as a vehicle when fighting in the bathroom battle field.
Chauberry
Abilities - Chauberry has extensive knowledge concerning make up and beauty secrets.
Attacks:
Dota Nerd Rage Mode - Chauberry enters Dota Nerd Rage Mode. If anyone outside of the game talks to her or she is tabbed out of Dota by anyone(sailor phil desu usually) she will instantly go into a berserk rage increasing all damage dealt by 999%, attack speed by 500%, and has a 20% chance to proc instant death on her targets with all skills and abilities she uses.
Make Up Disguise Power - Chauberry instantly puts on enough make up to disguise herself as whomever she wishes.
Youtube Make up Tutorial - Chauberry quickly records a youtube make up tutorial for her group showing them how to stop being ugly and increasing their stamina by 20% for as long as the video remains uploaded. Note: Videos are usually taken down when Chauberry adds music to them.
Panda Express Assault - Chauberry quickly hurls water and paper towels at her enemies which piss them off so much that they complain to random people about her. Reduces the enemies accuracy by 30% and their ability to think clearly by 50%. Very effective against babies.
Ultimate - Summon Lucy - Summons super kawaii lucy. Enemies who see this creature are instantly put into a daze by its cuteness.
El Davido
Abilities - None
Attacks:
Walgreens Detection - El Davido can detect where a walgreens is located in any city. In addition he can also locate any item while inside a walgreens.
Bathtub Shattering - El Davido is so massive that he cannot fit in bath tubs. He uses his massive weight and girth to crush all bathtubs within a 1 mile radius.
Wild Screech - This skill is only usable with Micheru Chu nearby. El Davido instantly starts letting out wild screeches of death which stun all nearby enemies for several seconds.
Ultimate - LC - El Davido has the power to host LC games which increases his usefulness to his group and makes him more wanted by 90%.
Seanfoorazi
Ability - Vast knowledge of all things regarding Dancing, Paramore, and Lanas pet kitty.
Attacks:
Paramore Concert DVD: Seanfoo instantly plays paramores concert dvd boosting the groups attack speed and critical strike chance by 10%.
Choreography: Seanfoo teaches his group choreography which improves their chance to dodge attacks and stun the judges of ABDC by 30% but not really because lil mama is stupiiihhhh
Summon Meg & Dia - Seanfoorazi instantly summons Meg & Dia to play good music reducing the skill delay and cast time of all group members skills by 30%. Note: This is not a rip off of magic strings, I promise.
Ultimate - Achibooboo Recall - Seanfoorazi instantly recalls all of the achi friends to fight by his side.
Lana(Not intimate)
Abilities - Pink Berry Manipulation.
Attacks:
Pink Berry Blast - Lana instantly creates a burst of different Pink Berry flavors to engulf her enemies.
Pink Berry Song Mastery - Lana knows the Pink Berry Song by heart and uses it to distract her enemies.
Summon Maxxy - Lana summons her pet cat to claw the enemies eyes out. Note: If seanfoorazi is in the area Maxxy instantly dies.
Ultimate - Sewing Party - Lana summons her sister to have a sewing party. This abilities effects are still unknown.
Lizi Desu
Abilities - Lizi desu is skilled in creating kawaii drawings.
Attacks:
Kawaii Drawings: Lizi Desu quickly sketches a super kawaii drawing and brings it to life. This ability can be used for a number of things. Not usable if she runs out of crayons.
Norrr: Lizi yells out a NORRRRRRRRRR battle cry reducing all stats on her enemies by 10%.
Red Roostuh: Lizi quickly exits the battle field to get red roostuh. Can only be used once every few days otherwise her weight gain % will rapidly increase.
Chaos Bolt - U die.
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if i'm a bad person, you don't like me
i guess i'll make my own way
it's a circle
a mean cycle
i can't excite you anymore
where's your gavel? your jury?
what's my offense this time?
you're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me
well sentence me to another life.
don't wanna hear your sad songs
i don't wanna feel your pain
when you swear it's all my fault
cause you know we're not the same
oh we're not the same
the friends who stuck together
we wrote our names in blood
but i guess you can't accept that the change is good
it's good
it's good
you treat me just like another stranger
well it's nice to meet you sir
i guess i'll go
i best be on my way out
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
this is the best thing that could've happened
any longer and i wouldn't have made it
it's not a war no, it's not a rapture
i'm just a person but you can't take it
the same tricks that once fooled me
they won't get you anywhere
i'm not the same kid from your memory
now i can fend for myself
don't wanna hear your sad songs
i don't wanna feel your pain
when you swear it's all my fault
cause you know we're not the same
oh we're not the same
we used to stick together
we wrote our names in blood
but i guess you can't accept that the change is good
it's good
it's good
you treat me just like another stranger
well it's nice to meet you sir
i guess i'll go
i best be on my way out
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
you treat me just like another stranger
well it's nice to meet you sir
i guess i'll go
i best be on my way out
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I was going through my oldest photobucket album to see all of the old images I had uploaded. I was loling at so many of them and felt so AMAZED by how long I've known everyone / have been playing games with them so I thought I'd post some of them.
Enjoy.
My dear friend 99ing off of the monster she dreamed that she would one day 99 off of.
A Magnolia.
I honestly don't even know...BUT HI LIZI! ^_^
LOL CHERRY FAN CLUB
Mimi made an awesome lolnerds banner :>
Kawaii? idk.
Knuckle-chan?
You're My Family Now.
Why am I even posting this? gross.
Me & Kevins excellent photoshop skillzzzzzz
....
I has no friends.
LOL
That poor cat never saw it coming.
Sakray. First Bio3 MVP on the server :)
Lizis Amazing Banner of Amazingness.
Dunderheads.
Thanks for an amazing 2(3?? 4?? idk.) years of drama, laughs, excitement, boredom, psycho nerd raging, heather viking opera singing, phil utada streaming, lizi mispronouncing herbs, micheru mommy, seanfoorazi, cliff cleaning his bath tub, lana ganking nigs, chau pwning bitches at dota, david losing his hat therefor making him unable to dance for beans (according to lizi) and everything else.
It's been fun.
Fierce
Boredom.
Boredom.
DOUBLE BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~
So like, here's what I looked like before Wrath of the Lich king (for the most part)
Pretty freakin kawaii huh? Yeah I know.
and...here's what I look like now!
Still pretty epic, I like the little lamps I have on my shoulders, they're pretty awesome.
Is it just me or does my guild have A LOT of fucking cows?
Sean being fierce.
Me & Lizi being fierce.
Cliff: You want to trap mimi in.
Lizi: Oh ok.
Me: ..............................
Boredom.
DOUBLE BOREDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~
So like, here's what I looked like before Wrath of the Lich king (for the most part)
Pretty freakin kawaii huh? Yeah I know.
and...here's what I look like now!
Still pretty epic, I like the little lamps I have on my shoulders, they're pretty awesome.
Is it just me or does my guild have A LOT of fucking cows?
Sean being fierce.
Me & Lizi being fierce.
Cliff: You want to trap mimi in.
Lizi: Oh ok.
Me: ..............................
Clear The Area
I'm not really in the mood to blog anymore, but I already uploaded some pictures and got to this page so I might as well I guess.
Michelle sent me the link to get a HoN beta key, which was pretty awesome of her.
We've been playing it quite a bit lately, as has Cliff, Seanfoo, David, Lizi, and Chau.
It's like dota but with Aion graphics, kind of hard to imagine so here's a couple of pictures.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE~ Electrician+The new Tide Hunter.
Electrician, he's a new hero. He has a hold like rhasta, a movement speed buff like dark seer, and a purge+mana shield like medusa, only the purge can be used on allies to increase their movement speed and remove DEBUFFS. He's pretty fun.
Kraken (tidehunters) new ult, it's basically an opposite X marks the spot. You place down a whirlpool then after a few seconds you and all enemies/allies near you will be teleport back to that whirlpool.
Lizi playing as the new sexy chen. Nothing's really changed about Chen tbh.
This is what happens when you win, super pretty amiright?
Past that I haven't really been doing that much other than raiding on WoW, going to Lake Charles a couple of times a week out of boredom, saw HP6, and umm playing restaurant city? A new addicting flash game on facebook lana has gotten me addicted to you (WTF LANA!?)
My character in restaurant city. Heather says it looks freaky as fuck, Lana says it looks super cute, Chau says it looks like I want to be asian, and I say I want to be a fucking ninja, so wut? :[
My restaurants name is the wasabi melon. Deal with it. It's super mega awesome and you're just jealous ok?
I'm not really in a good mood right now but I'm trying to just break out of it, I don't like it when other people are emo around much less when I'm emo. I just try to have a good time with stuff, but after this week I just feel emotionally, physically, and mentally drained.
I'm stressing like crazy over, 1.Getting financial aid, 2. doing well in my second year of college, 3. doing well on the SAT (i never took it), and 4. Getting accepted into UH. All of that plus some really sad things that have been happening IRL + my own issues.
Anyways.
I just need to not worry. I'm tired though and can't think of anything else to emo this post up with so I'm going to be leaving now.
Edit - Oh and because someone told me to post this for whatever reason..
Watching: Dollhouse
Reading: SAT prep?
Listening to: Clear The Area - Imogen Heap
Current Fav Quote: Be who you are and say what you feel; Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind.
Michelle sent me the link to get a HoN beta key, which was pretty awesome of her.
We've been playing it quite a bit lately, as has Cliff, Seanfoo, David, Lizi, and Chau.
It's like dota but with Aion graphics, kind of hard to imagine so here's a couple of pictures.
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE~ Electrician+The new Tide Hunter.
Electrician, he's a new hero. He has a hold like rhasta, a movement speed buff like dark seer, and a purge+mana shield like medusa, only the purge can be used on allies to increase their movement speed and remove DEBUFFS. He's pretty fun.
Kraken (tidehunters) new ult, it's basically an opposite X marks the spot. You place down a whirlpool then after a few seconds you and all enemies/allies near you will be teleport back to that whirlpool.
Lizi playing as the new sexy chen. Nothing's really changed about Chen tbh.
This is what happens when you win, super pretty amiright?
Past that I haven't really been doing that much other than raiding on WoW, going to Lake Charles a couple of times a week out of boredom, saw HP6, and umm playing restaurant city? A new addicting flash game on facebook lana has gotten me addicted to you (WTF LANA!?)
My character in restaurant city. Heather says it looks freaky as fuck, Lana says it looks super cute, Chau says it looks like I want to be asian, and I say I want to be a fucking ninja, so wut? :[
My restaurants name is the wasabi melon. Deal with it. It's super mega awesome and you're just jealous ok?
I'm not really in a good mood right now but I'm trying to just break out of it, I don't like it when other people are emo around much less when I'm emo. I just try to have a good time with stuff, but after this week I just feel emotionally, physically, and mentally drained.
I'm stressing like crazy over, 1.Getting financial aid, 2. doing well in my second year of college, 3. doing well on the SAT (i never took it), and 4. Getting accepted into UH. All of that plus some really sad things that have been happening IRL + my own issues.
Anyways.
I just need to not worry. I'm tired though and can't think of anything else to emo this post up with so I'm going to be leaving now.
Edit - Oh and because someone told me to post this for whatever reason..
Watching: Dollhouse
Reading: SAT prep?
Listening to: Clear The Area - Imogen Heap
Current Fav Quote: Be who you are and say what you feel; Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter won't mind.
Like Will I'm Legend ~
So.
TEST
Ulduar 10 This Weekend. Be there. :)
7:00~8:00 either Friday or Saturday.
Group Setup.
KD - Tank
???? - Tank (hopefully cheatz or gseckz)
Phil - Healer
Cliff - Healer
???? - (KD for fights that require 1 tank.)
Lizi - DPS
Heather - DPS
???? - DPS (R.I.P. Mimi t_t)
???? - DPS (pug?)
???? - DPS (pug?)
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Bosses
------
Boss order~
Flame Leviathan
XT Deconstructor
Kologarn
Auraiya
Hodir
Thorim
Freya
Mimiron
+++++++
It will be super kawaii happy fun times.
TEST
Ulduar 10 This Weekend. Be there. :)
7:00~8:00 either Friday or Saturday.
Group Setup.
KD - Tank
???? - Tank (hopefully cheatz or gseckz)
Phil - Healer
Cliff - Healer
???? - (KD for fights that require 1 tank.)
Lizi - DPS
Heather - DPS
???? - DPS (R.I.P. Mimi t_t)
???? - DPS (pug?)
???? - DPS (pug?)
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Bosses
------
Boss order~
Flame Leviathan
XT Deconstructor
Kologarn
Auraiya
Hodir
Thorim
Freya
Mimiron
+++++++
It will be super kawaii happy fun times.
Rolling The Dice
WaffleWaves (9:46:59 AM): haha
WaffleWaves (9:47:01 AM): jealousssss
copafeelia (9:47:08 AM): stay the hell away!
copafeelia (9:47:09 AM): ;p
WaffleWaves (9:47:11 AM): LOL
WaffleWaves (9:47:15 AM): watch out angelica...
copafeelia (9:47:18 AM): dude
WaffleWaves (9:47:20 AM): kidding kidding
copafeelia (9:47:31 AM): I will fucking snap your neck in half
WaffleWaves (9:47:35 AM): ROFL
WaffleWaves (9:47:37 AM): IM JOKING
WaffleWaves (9:47:37 AM): CALM DOWN
WaffleWaves (9:47:38 AM): GOD
copafeelia (9:47:49 AM): AHA haha ha feels like the good ol' times ..
WaffleWaves (9:47:53 AM): LOL
WaffleWaves (9:47:55 AM): seriously
WaffleWaves (9:47:55 AM): i remember
WaffleWaves (9:47:59 AM): i was such a cunt
WaffleWaves (9:48:02 AM): like you said fuck you
WaffleWaves (9:48:04 AM): and i was like
copafeelia (9:48:05 AM): me saying something really dramatic and mean, and you JESUS! CALM DOWN!
WaffleWaves (9:48:06 AM): MRS LOPEZZZZZZZZZZZ
WaffleWaves (9:48:06 AM): LOL
copafeelia (9:48:16 AM): hahahaha ha
<3 Angelica 4LIFE~
Anyways.
So....
Me and Michelle were talking about coco chandelier for whatever reason and I just felt the need to be a drag queen for about 5 minutes. Here is what the end result of that was.
LOL Idk what my name is, Dirty Chili pepper? Red Hot Desire? Chili Mint? IDK.
EDIT - LIZI DOESNT LIKE MY STYLE.
xlizilicious (8:04:07 AM): what
xlizilicious (8:04:08 AM): the
xlizilicious (8:04:09 AM): fuck
xlizilicious (8:04:10 AM): ]oh jesus
xlizilicious (8:04:15 AM): WHY
xlizilicious (8:04:18 AM): YOU SHOULD PUT
xlizilicious (8:04:20 AM): SOME KIND OF WARNING
xlizilicious (8:04:21 AM): LIKE
xlizilicious (8:04:29 AM): DONT EAT FOR FIVE HOURS BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN
xlizilicious (8:04:31 AM): brb pukinh
WaffleWaves (8:05:07 AM): LOL
WaffleWaves (8:05:08 AM): ROFL
WaffleWaves (8:05:10 AM): WOW
WaffleWaves (8:05:15 AM): RUDE
xlizilicious (8:05:28 AM): JUS TELLING THE TRUTH
WaffleWaves (8:06:00 AM): im pretty ;-;
xlizilicious (8:06:11 AM): yeah brb vomiting more
xlizilicious (8:06:17 AM): srsly wtf
WaffleWaves (8:06:21 AM): IM SO PRETTY UR JUST JEALOUS
WaffleWaves (8:06:23 AM): U BITCH
xlizilicious (8:06:24 AM): ERGHHHH
xlizilicious (8:06:26 AM): EWWWWW
xlizilicious (8:06:28 AM): BLEEEEEEH
WaffleWaves (8:06:47 AM): u know u just jeluzz
xlizilicious (8:07:15 AM): ttly
xlizilicious (8:07:19 AM): OF WHAT
WaffleWaves (8:08:38 AM): of my beautiful style, something you completely lack.
WaffleWaves (8:08:39 AM): its ok though
WaffleWaves (8:08:46 AM): im sure some big fat gay bear would do you
xlizilicious (8:08:46 AM): yes
WaffleWaves (8:08:48 AM): if he was drunk
xlizilicious (8:08:53 AM): that's exactly it
xlizilicious (8:09:00 AM): LOL
xlizilicious (8:09:00 AM): gross
anyways. she dont know wut she missin out on so w/e
I was really bored yesterday and I decided to do a little detective work on michelle.
What I discovered was both shocking and traumatizing. All the events that take place in this next photo and the drama is all real.
She bites her straw. Fucking freak.
Has taken the place of Utada and has became my new obsession until Utada does something.
<3333 Imogen HYPE LOL. God I've been pronouncing Frou Frou wrong for like 2 years now THANKS CLIFF UGH. Idk, I have a speech impedement and i cant spell impedement. WHATEVER.
awawawawawawapedoawawawawa
EDIT - UPDATE UPDATE HOLY SHIT UPDATE
Utada was at 102.7 Da Bomb in Hawaii this weekend doing an interview where she confirmed she is going to start promoting again and will be releasing a second single in the U.S.
EDIT#2 - I just felt this needed to be posted.
WaffleWaves (9:47:01 AM): jealousssss
copafeelia (9:47:08 AM): stay the hell away!
copafeelia (9:47:09 AM): ;p
WaffleWaves (9:47:11 AM): LOL
WaffleWaves (9:47:15 AM): watch out angelica...
copafeelia (9:47:18 AM): dude
WaffleWaves (9:47:20 AM): kidding kidding
copafeelia (9:47:31 AM): I will fucking snap your neck in half
WaffleWaves (9:47:35 AM): ROFL
WaffleWaves (9:47:37 AM): IM JOKING
WaffleWaves (9:47:37 AM): CALM DOWN
WaffleWaves (9:47:38 AM): GOD
copafeelia (9:47:49 AM): AHA haha ha feels like the good ol' times ..
WaffleWaves (9:47:53 AM): LOL
WaffleWaves (9:47:55 AM): seriously
WaffleWaves (9:47:55 AM): i remember
WaffleWaves (9:47:59 AM): i was such a cunt
WaffleWaves (9:48:02 AM): like you said fuck you
WaffleWaves (9:48:04 AM): and i was like
copafeelia (9:48:05 AM): me saying something really dramatic and mean, and you JESUS! CALM DOWN!
WaffleWaves (9:48:06 AM): MRS LOPEZZZZZZZZZZZ
WaffleWaves (9:48:06 AM): LOL
copafeelia (9:48:16 AM): hahahaha ha
<3 Angelica 4LIFE~
Anyways.
So....
Me and Michelle were talking about coco chandelier for whatever reason and I just felt the need to be a drag queen for about 5 minutes. Here is what the end result of that was.
LOL Idk what my name is, Dirty Chili pepper? Red Hot Desire? Chili Mint? IDK.
EDIT - LIZI DOESNT LIKE MY STYLE.
xlizilicious (8:04:07 AM): what
xlizilicious (8:04:08 AM): the
xlizilicious (8:04:09 AM): fuck
xlizilicious (8:04:10 AM): ]oh jesus
xlizilicious (8:04:15 AM): WHY
xlizilicious (8:04:18 AM): YOU SHOULD PUT
xlizilicious (8:04:20 AM): SOME KIND OF WARNING
xlizilicious (8:04:21 AM): LIKE
xlizilicious (8:04:29 AM): DONT EAT FOR FIVE HOURS BEFORE YOU SCROLL DOWN
xlizilicious (8:04:31 AM): brb pukinh
WaffleWaves (8:05:07 AM): LOL
WaffleWaves (8:05:08 AM): ROFL
WaffleWaves (8:05:10 AM): WOW
WaffleWaves (8:05:15 AM): RUDE
xlizilicious (8:05:28 AM): JUS TELLING THE TRUTH
WaffleWaves (8:06:00 AM): im pretty ;-;
xlizilicious (8:06:11 AM): yeah brb vomiting more
xlizilicious (8:06:17 AM): srsly wtf
WaffleWaves (8:06:21 AM): IM SO PRETTY UR JUST JEALOUS
WaffleWaves (8:06:23 AM): U BITCH
xlizilicious (8:06:24 AM): ERGHHHH
xlizilicious (8:06:26 AM): EWWWWW
xlizilicious (8:06:28 AM): BLEEEEEEH
WaffleWaves (8:06:47 AM): u know u just jeluzz
xlizilicious (8:07:15 AM): ttly
xlizilicious (8:07:19 AM): OF WHAT
WaffleWaves (8:08:38 AM): of my beautiful style, something you completely lack.
WaffleWaves (8:08:39 AM): its ok though
WaffleWaves (8:08:46 AM): im sure some big fat gay bear would do you
xlizilicious (8:08:46 AM): yes
WaffleWaves (8:08:48 AM): if he was drunk
xlizilicious (8:08:53 AM): that's exactly it
xlizilicious (8:09:00 AM): LOL
xlizilicious (8:09:00 AM): gross
anyways. she dont know wut she missin out on so w/e
I was really bored yesterday and I decided to do a little detective work on michelle.
What I discovered was both shocking and traumatizing. All the events that take place in this next photo and the drama is all real.
She bites her straw. Fucking freak.
Has taken the place of Utada and has became my new obsession until Utada does something.
<3333 Imogen HYPE LOL. God I've been pronouncing Frou Frou wrong for like 2 years now THANKS CLIFF UGH. Idk, I have a speech impedement and i cant spell impedement. WHATEVER.
awawawawawawapedoawawawawa
EDIT - UPDATE UPDATE HOLY SHIT UPDATE
Utada was at 102.7 Da Bomb in Hawaii this weekend doing an interview where she confirmed she is going to start promoting again and will be releasing a second single in the U.S.
EDIT#2 - I just felt this needed to be posted.
I Must Be Dreaming.
Achi Friend Powers Activate.
Heather Double D
Ability: Absolute Glue - Heather Double D has the ability to instantly transform any part of her body into super glue.
Attacks:
UPDATE - Patch 3.2 Change - Heathers old ability "Glue Glomp" has been replaced with "I FUCKING HATE MAGES" - Anytime heather encounters a mage in a battleground her rage, energy, and hate levels increase by 100% giving her a boost in all of her stats. If she dies while this is in effect she will resurrection 3x faster so that she may get revenge on the mage while they are still at low HP from fighting her before.
Mega Cooking - Heather quickly makes a tasty dish for her party recovering x amount of HP and Mana.
Viking Rush - Heather instantly equips her viking helmet and turns up her epic viking music as she sings dont cry for your account stacey korean slut and charges into her enemy.
UPDATE - Patch 3.2 - Changed Heathers Ultimate from "Sticky Cyclone" to "Stamp It Up!" Heathers new ultimate now calls upon the great scrapbooking skills her mom taught her from when she was a little girl. She quickly summons a flurry of scrapbooking materials and stamps to assault her enemy instantly destroying them.
Agent S
Ability - Japanese Military Control - Agent S has worked her way up in the ranks of the Japanese Military and has complete control over all of their military and missile launch systems. Being in the military for so long she is very experienced at speaking japanese, kimoto making, and sushi eating.
Attacks:
I Kick You Out - Whenever she gets annoyed with her daughter she focuses her energy to kick her out. 1.5 second cast, 11% base mana, 30 day cooldown.
Japanese Assault - Agent S instantly starts speaking rapidly in Japanese using words like "Baka" and "Urusai." This ability isn't very effective against enemies who are deaf.
Sepuku - Agent S instantly commits Sepuku.
Ultimate - Nuclear Launch Detected - Agent S quickly calls the japanese military and orders them to drop a nuclear missile on her target.
Micheru Chu
Abilities - Absolute Hearing - Micheru Chu can detect any type of music or song just by hearing it. She will instantly know the artist, how many remixes there are, and who it was produced by.
Attacks:
Wild Screech - Requires El Davido to be present - Micheru Chu instantly starts letting out wild screeches of death which stun all nearby enemies for several seconds.
Musical Summoning - Micheru Chu quickly summons Little Boots, Lady Gaga, and Britney Spears to sing for her group increasing all of their stats by 20% for until the music ends.
Repeat - Micheru Chu can put her music on repeat doubling the lasting time of Musical Summoning
Ultimate - Twin Head Dragon Mode - Micheru Chu quickly transforms into Dota - Twin Head Dragon Mode which gives her several fire breath abilities. Movement speed is reduced by 50% and damage taken increased by 50%. Lasts until enemies destroy our base.
Sailor Phil Desu
Abilities - Phils obsession with Utada has given him the ability to detect any Utada frequencies from miles away. Due to Phil having suffered a drastic move from Texas to Louisiana at a young age he has changed becoming skilled in the arts of voodoo and alligator manipulation.
Attacks:
Summon Voodoo Nanny - Phil summons his voodoo nanny to fight his enemies. Voodoo Nanny has a number of curses and spells she can cast and is a very powerful enemy.
Creepy Tracking - Due to Phils insane boredom and love of finding out things about people he can instantly track down anyone, anywhere, and anytime. You cannot escape.
MMORPG Database - Phil can instantly display information on anything regarding several MMORPGs increasing his groups intellect by 20% for 30 seconds until they stop caring and forget about the information Phil is displaying.
Ultimate - Utada Stream - Phil instantly streams Utada for several hours driving all enemies within a 50 yard radius insane over time. Once insane you are under complete control of Phil. Even after dying if you receive an in-combat res you will still be under Phils control.
Cliffustar
Abilities - Cliffustar is a very powerful combatant especially when it comes to online games. Cliffustar shares a celestial twin star also known as Marcelle, cliffustar can instantly switch places with her at will and has the ability to manipulate his voice and appearance to look exactly like Marcelle.
Sisterly Summoning - Cliffustar instantly summons Marcelle to diss his enemies. She uses phrases like "You're Disgusting." "Ew." and "Is He Fat?" Sisterly Summoning reduces the targets self esteem and intellect by 15% for several years until the target is accepted into society.
Buff Shamans - Cliffustar instantly buffs shamans increasing the range on his chain heal by an additional 5 yards and reducing the amount of healing lost per jump by 10%.
Niggerdick - This ability is unknown. Legend says it instantly kills the enemy if he/she is black.
Ultimate -
Absolute Bath Tub Cleaning - Cliffustar has the ability to instantly clean any bathtub by removing all of his clothes and instantly creating soap bubbles all over his body. He then spins in a whirl like motion all over the bath tub making it completely clean. Clean bath tubs can be used as a vehicle when fighting in the bathroom battle field.
Chauberry
Abilities - Chauberry has extensive knowledge concerning make up and beauty secrets.
Attacks:
Dota Nerd Rage Mode - Chauberry enters Dota Nerd Rage Mode. If anyone outside of the game talks to her or she is tabbed out of Dota by anyone(sailor phil desu usually) she will instantly go into a berserk rage increasing all damage dealt by 999%, attack speed by 500%, and has a 20% chance to proc instant death on her targets with all skills and abilities she uses.
Make Up Disguise Power - Chauberry instantly puts on enough make up to disguise herself as whomever she wishes.
Youtube Make up Tutorial - Chauberry quickly records a youtube make up tutorial for her group showing them how to stop being ugly and increasing their stamina by 20% for as long as the video remains uploaded. Note: Videos are usually taken down when Chauberry adds music to them.
Panda Express Assault - Chauberry quickly hurls water and paper towels at her enemies which piss them off so much that they complain to random people about her. Reduces the enemies accuracy by 30% and their ability to think clearly by 50%. Very effective against babies.
Ultimate - Summon Lucy - Summons super kawaii lucy. Enemies who see this creature are instantly put into a daze by its cuteness.
El Davido
Abilities - None
Attacks:
Walgreens Detection - El Davido can detect where a walgreens is located in any city. In addition he can also locate any item while inside a walgreens.
Bathtub Shattering - El Davido is so massive that he cannot fit in bath tubs. He uses his massive weight and girth to crush all bathtubs within a 1 mile radius.
Wild Screech - This skill is only usable with Micheru Chu nearby. El Davido instantly starts letting out wild screeches of death which stun all nearby enemies for several seconds.
Ultimate - LC - El Davido has the power to host LC games which increases his usefulness to his group and makes him more wanted by 90%.
Seanfoorazi
Ability - Vast knowledge of all things regarding Dancing, Paramore, and Lanas pet kitty.
Attacks:
Paramore Concert DVD: Seanfoo instantly plays paramores concert dvd boosting the groups attack speed and critical strike chance by 10%.
Choreography: Seanfoo teaches his group choreography which improves their chance to dodge attacks and stun the judges of ABDC by 30% but not really because lil mama is stupiiihhhh
Summon Meg & Dia - Seanfoorazi instantly summons Meg & Dia to play good music reducing the skill delay and cast time of all group members skills by 30%. Note: This is not a rip off of magic strings, I promise.
Ultimate - Achibooboo Recall - Seanfoorazi instantly recalls all of the achi friends to fight by his side.
Lana(Not intimate)
Abilities - Pink Berry Manipulation.
Attacks:
Pink Berry Blast - Lana instantly creates a burst of different Pink Berry flavors to engulf her enemies.
Pink Berry Song Mastery - Lana knows the Pink Berry Song by heart and uses it to distract her enemies.
Summon Maxxy - Lana summons her pet cat to claw the enemies eyes out. Note: If seanfoorazi is in the area Maxxy instantly dies.
Ultimate - Sewing Party - Lana summons her sister to have a sewing party. This abilities effects are still unknown.
Lizi Desu
Abilities - Lizi desu is skilled in creating kawaii drawings.
Attacks:
Kawaii Drawings: Lizi Desu quickly sketches a super kawaii drawing and brings it to life. This ability can be used for a number of things. Not usable if she runs out of crayons.
Norrr: Lizi yells out a NORRRRRRRRRR battle cry reducing all stats on her enemies by 10%.
Red Roostuh: Lizi quickly exits the battle field to get red roostuh. Can only be used once every few days otherwise her weight gain % will rapidly increase.
Chaos Bolt - U die.
Ignorance Is Your New Best Friend
if i'm a bad person, you don't like me
i guess i'll make my own way
it's a circle
a mean cycle
i can't excite you anymore
where's your gavel? your jury?
what's my offense this time?
you're not a judge but if you're gonna judge me
well sentence me to another life.
don't wanna hear your sad songs
i don't wanna feel your pain
when you swear it's all my fault
cause you know we're not the same
oh we're not the same
the friends who stuck together
we wrote our names in blood
but i guess you can't accept that the change is good
it's good
it's good
you treat me just like another stranger
well it's nice to meet you sir
i guess i'll go
i best be on my way out
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
this is the best thing that could've happened
any longer and i wouldn't have made it
it's not a war no, it's not a rapture
i'm just a person but you can't take it
the same tricks that once fooled me
they won't get you anywhere
i'm not the same kid from your memory
now i can fend for myself
don't wanna hear your sad songs
i don't wanna feel your pain
when you swear it's all my fault
cause you know we're not the same
oh we're not the same
we used to stick together
we wrote our names in blood
but i guess you can't accept that the change is good
it's good
it's good
you treat me just like another stranger
well it's nice to meet you sir
i guess i'll go
i best be on my way out
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
ignorance is your new best friend
you treat me just like another stranger
well it's nice to meet you sir
i guess i'll go
i best be on my way out
She's Vicious.
Layout is by Mimi and it's pretty freakin awesome. Definitely not feeding this to glorias pet dragon.
Anyways, I had an interesting conversation with Lizi today.
Yeah idk, turns out my fanfic really sucks.
Sorry David :(
After about 2 hours of attempts we finally did it~ Doing hard modes for long amounts of time is kind of frustrating because to actually complete the hard mode everyone has to do everything near-perfectly / play as best as they can. One or more fuck ups at anytime during the fight kind of guarantees that you won't finish the hard mode, which really sucks. Anyways, we finally got it so yay~ Go Profane. (btw when they say hard-mode...they really mean hard.)
On a side note Lana and Mimi got me addicted to two new songs~
Fire by 2NE1. It's pretty sick :)
and...
Good Girls Gone Bad by Cobra Starship featuring Leighton Meester (Blair from Gossip Girl)
And is it just me or when you say MEESTER (her last name) it sounds like a cholo/chonga trying to say mister? lol. everytime I say it I think of that...anyways.
I have a twitter account and I re downloaded last.fm (after not having it for over a year~ still #1 utada fan bitches.)
www.twitter.com/b2melody
www.last.fm/user/interphil
Hells yeah.
I'm really kind of stressed because I really suck at math and even though I'm already in college I'm going to be taking the SAT this october and I want to at least do average...I'd be happy with a 1600 or something tbh. Also I don't have my own car and I'm planning to move to houston in January so idk. Someone pray for me or something please. :(
Anyways going to go watch Slum Dog Millionaire now, so talk to you guys later :)
Anyways, I had an interesting conversation with Lizi today.
Yeah idk, turns out my fanfic really sucks.
Sorry David :(
After about 2 hours of attempts we finally did it~ Doing hard modes for long amounts of time is kind of frustrating because to actually complete the hard mode everyone has to do everything near-perfectly / play as best as they can. One or more fuck ups at anytime during the fight kind of guarantees that you won't finish the hard mode, which really sucks. Anyways, we finally got it so yay~ Go Profane. (btw when they say hard-mode...they really mean hard.)
On a side note Lana and Mimi got me addicted to two new songs~
Fire by 2NE1. It's pretty sick :)
and...
Good Girls Gone Bad by Cobra Starship featuring Leighton Meester (Blair from Gossip Girl)
And is it just me or when you say MEESTER (her last name) it sounds like a cholo/chonga trying to say mister? lol. everytime I say it I think of that...anyways.
I have a twitter account and I re downloaded last.fm (after not having it for over a year~ still #1 utada fan bitches.)
www.twitter.com/b2melody
www.last.fm/user/interphil
Hells yeah.
I'm really kind of stressed because I really suck at math and even though I'm already in college I'm going to be taking the SAT this october and I want to at least do average...I'd be happy with a 1600 or something tbh. Also I don't have my own car and I'm planning to move to houston in January so idk. Someone pray for me or something please. :(
Anyways going to go watch Slum Dog Millionaire now, so talk to you guys later :)
9 Year Old Memories.
I was going through my oldest photobucket album to see all of the old images I had uploaded. I was loling at so many of them and felt so AMAZED by how long I've known everyone / have been playing games with them so I thought I'd post some of them.
Enjoy.
My dear friend 99ing off of the monster she dreamed that she would one day 99 off of.
A Magnolia.
I honestly don't even know...BUT HI LIZI! ^_^
LOL CHERRY FAN CLUB
Mimi made an awesome lolnerds banner :>
Kawaii? idk.
Knuckle-chan?
You're My Family Now.
Why am I even posting this? gross.
Me & Kevins excellent photoshop skillzzzzzz
....
I has no friends.
LOL
That poor cat never saw it coming.
Sakray. First Bio3 MVP on the server :)
Lizis Amazing Banner of Amazingness.
Dunderheads.
Thanks for an amazing 2(3?? 4?? idk.) years of drama, laughs, excitement, boredom, psycho nerd raging, heather viking opera singing, phil utada streaming, lizi mispronouncing herbs, micheru mommy, seanfoorazi, cliff cleaning his bath tub, lana ganking nigs, chau pwning bitches at dota, david losing his hat therefor making him unable to dance for beans (according to lizi) and everything else.
It's been fun.
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