I Must Be Dreaming.

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Heather Double D
Ability: Absolute Glue - Heather Double D has the ability to instantly transform any part of her body into super glue.

Attacks:

UPDATE - Patch 3.2 Change - Heathers old ability "Glue Glomp" has been replaced with "I FUCKING HATE MAGES" - Anytime heather encounters a mage in a battleground her rage, energy, and hate levels increase by 100% giving her a boost in all of her stats. If she dies while this is in effect she will resurrection 3x faster so that she may get revenge on the mage while they are still at low HP from fighting her before.


Mega Cooking - Heather quickly makes a tasty dish for her party recovering x amount of HP and Mana.

Viking Rush - Heather instantly equips her viking helmet and turns up her epic viking music as she sings dont cry for your account stacey korean slut and charges into her enemy.

UPDATE - Patch 3.2 - Changed Heathers Ultimate from "Sticky Cyclone" to "Stamp It Up!" Heathers new ultimate now calls upon the great scrapbooking skills her mom taught her from when she was a little girl. She quickly summons a flurry of scrapbooking materials and stamps to assault her enemy instantly destroying them.



Agent S
Ability - Japanese Military Control - Agent S has worked her way up in the ranks of the Japanese Military and has complete control over all of their military and missile launch systems. Being in the military for so long she is very experienced at speaking japanese, kimoto making, and sushi eating.

Attacks:

I Kick You Out - Whenever she gets annoyed with her daughter she focuses her energy to kick her out. 1.5 second cast, 11% base mana, 30 day cooldown.

Japanese Assault - Agent S instantly starts speaking rapidly in Japanese using words like "Baka" and "Urusai." This ability isn't very effective against enemies who are deaf.

Sepuku - Agent S instantly commits Sepuku.

Ultimate - Nuclear Launch Detected - Agent S quickly calls the japanese military and orders them to drop a nuclear missile on her target.


Micheru Chu
Abilities - Absolute Hearing - Micheru Chu can detect any type of music or song just by hearing it. She will instantly know the artist, how many remixes there are, and who it was produced by.

Attacks:
Wild Screech - Requires El Davido to be present - Micheru Chu instantly starts letting out wild screeches of death which stun all nearby enemies for several seconds.

Musical Summoning - Micheru Chu quickly summons Little Boots, Lady Gaga, and Britney Spears to sing for her group increasing all of their stats by 20% for until the music ends.

Repeat - Micheru Chu can put her music on repeat doubling the lasting time of Musical Summoning

Ultimate - Twin Head Dragon Mode - Micheru Chu quickly transforms into Dota - Twin Head Dragon Mode which gives her several fire breath abilities. Movement speed is reduced by 50% and damage taken increased by 50%. Lasts until enemies destroy our base.


Sailor Phil Desu
Abilities - Phils obsession with Utada has given him the ability to detect any Utada frequencies from miles away. Due to Phil having suffered a drastic move from Texas to Louisiana at a young age he has changed becoming skilled in the arts of voodoo and alligator manipulation.


Attacks:

Summon Voodoo Nanny - Phil summons his voodoo nanny to fight his enemies. Voodoo Nanny has a number of curses and spells she can cast and is a very powerful enemy.

Creepy Tracking - Due to Phils insane boredom and love of finding out things about people he can instantly track down anyone, anywhere, and anytime. You cannot escape.

MMORPG Database - Phil can instantly display information on anything regarding several MMORPGs increasing his groups intellect by 20% for 30 seconds until they stop caring and forget about the information Phil is displaying.

Ultimate - Utada Stream - Phil instantly streams Utada for several hours driving all enemies within a 50 yard radius insane over time. Once insane you are under complete control of Phil. Even after dying if you receive an in-combat res you will still be under Phils control.


Cliffustar
Abilities - Cliffustar is a very powerful combatant especially when it comes to online games. Cliffustar shares a celestial twin star also known as Marcelle, cliffustar can instantly switch places with her at will and has the ability to manipulate his voice and appearance to look exactly like Marcelle.

Sisterly Summoning - Cliffustar instantly summons Marcelle to diss his enemies. She uses phrases like "You're Disgusting." "Ew." and "Is He Fat?" Sisterly Summoning reduces the targets self esteem and intellect by 15% for several years until the target is accepted into society.

Buff Shamans - Cliffustar instantly buffs shamans increasing the range on his chain heal by an additional 5 yards and reducing the amount of healing lost per jump by 10%.

Niggerdick - This ability is unknown. Legend says it instantly kills the enemy if he/she is black.

Ultimate -

Absolute Bath Tub Cleaning - Cliffustar has the ability to instantly clean any bathtub by removing all of his clothes and instantly creating soap bubbles all over his body. He then spins in a whirl like motion all over the bath tub making it completely clean. Clean bath tubs can be used as a vehicle when fighting in the bathroom battle field.

Chauberry
Abilities - Chauberry has extensive knowledge concerning make up and beauty secrets.

Attacks:

Dota Nerd Rage Mode - Chauberry enters Dota Nerd Rage Mode. If anyone outside of the game talks to her or she is tabbed out of Dota by anyone(sailor phil desu usually) she will instantly go into a berserk rage increasing all damage dealt by 999%, attack speed by 500%, and has a 20% chance to proc instant death on her targets with all skills and abilities she uses.

Make Up Disguise Power - Chauberry instantly puts on enough make up to disguise herself as whomever she wishes.

Youtube Make up Tutorial - Chauberry quickly records a youtube make up tutorial for her group showing them how to stop being ugly and increasing their stamina by 20% for as long as the video remains uploaded. Note: Videos are usually taken down when Chauberry adds music to them.

Panda Express Assault - Chauberry quickly hurls water and paper towels at her enemies which piss them off so much that they complain to random people about her. Reduces the enemies accuracy by 30% and their ability to think clearly by 50%. Very effective against babies.

Ultimate - Summon Lucy - Summons super kawaii lucy. Enemies who see this creature are instantly put into a daze by its cuteness.


El Davido
Abilities - None

Attacks:

Walgreens Detection - El Davido can detect where a walgreens is located in any city. In addition he can also locate any item while inside a walgreens.

Bathtub Shattering - El Davido is so massive that he cannot fit in bath tubs. He uses his massive weight and girth to crush all bathtubs within a 1 mile radius.

Wild Screech - This skill is only usable with Micheru Chu nearby. El Davido instantly starts letting out wild screeches of death which stun all nearby enemies for several seconds.

Ultimate - LC - El Davido has the power to host LC games which increases his usefulness to his group and makes him more wanted by 90%.



Seanfoorazi

Ability - Vast knowledge of all things regarding Dancing, Paramore, and Lanas pet kitty.

Attacks:

Paramore Concert DVD: Seanfoo instantly plays paramores concert dvd boosting the groups attack speed and critical strike chance by 10%.

Choreography: Seanfoo teaches his group choreography which improves their chance to dodge attacks and stun the judges of ABDC by 30% but not really because lil mama is stupiiihhhh

Summon Meg & Dia - Seanfoorazi instantly summons Meg & Dia to play good music reducing the skill delay and cast time of all group members skills by 30%. Note: This is not a rip off of magic strings, I promise.


Ultimate - Achibooboo Recall - Seanfoorazi instantly recalls all of the achi friends to fight by his side.

Lana(Not intimate)
Abilities - Pink Berry Manipulation.

Attacks:

Pink Berry Blast - Lana instantly creates a burst of different Pink Berry flavors to engulf her enemies.

Pink Berry Song Mastery - Lana knows the Pink Berry Song by heart and uses it to distract her enemies.

Summon Maxxy - Lana summons her pet cat to claw the enemies eyes out. Note: If seanfoorazi is in the area Maxxy instantly dies.

Ultimate - Sewing Party - Lana summons her sister to have a sewing party. This abilities effects are still unknown.

Lizi Desu
Abilities - Lizi desu is skilled in creating kawaii drawings.

Attacks:

Kawaii Drawings: Lizi Desu quickly sketches a super kawaii drawing and brings it to life. This ability can be used for a number of things. Not usable if she runs out of crayons.

Norrr: Lizi yells out a NORRRRRRRRRR battle cry reducing all stats on her enemies by 10%.

Red Roostuh: Lizi quickly exits the battle field to get red roostuh. Can only be used once every few days otherwise her weight gain % will rapidly increase.


Chaos Bolt - U die.